spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie
I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.
the sound of high heels on the pavement as you walk is the ultimate power trip, like you could be buying milk or on your way to assassinate someone
every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.