kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

(via shawson)

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verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

(via laughed)

DIANNA AGRON #ALSICEBUCKET CHALLENGE

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(Source: jennception, via hannily)

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ladymacmeth:

the sound of high heels on the pavement as you walk is the ultimate power trip, like you could be buying milk or on your way to assassinate someone

(via laughed)

bunnyfood:

FIRE!

(Source: vinegod, via tyleroakley)

human:

walking barefoot in the locker room of a public pool like

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(Source: human, via laughed)

tvspecial:

every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.

(Source: whiteboyfriend, via laughed)

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blackbruise:

Life’s good.

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blackbruise:

Life’s good.

theheroheart:

I really enjoy Adam Scott struggling not to smile at Amy Poehler’s hilarity.

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(via infusionofvitality)